Dio: The Food Years

I typed out my first few parodies, associated all the Dio songs with food, redrew the album covers, altered two Dio pictures, and when I stapled it all together I had a little booklet called "Dio: The Food Years". Here is what was included in that book (along with some new pictures).

Holy Kaiser

Stand up, Eat Sprouts
Holy Kaiser
Pepsi
Hot in the Kettle
Don't Cook for Strangers
Straight Through the Mart
Inedible
Potato in the Dark
Shame on the Bite

Fast Food Line

We Wok
The Fast Food Line
Breakfast
I feed at Night
One Bite in the City
Evil Pies
Bakery
Eat your Mart out
Eat it (the plates are hot)

Sacred Tart

King of Bulkie Roll
Sacred Tart
Another Pie
Rocky Road Children
Hungry for Heaven*
Like the Meat of a Heart
Just Another Buffet
Fallen Angel Cake
Soup Soup

(* not necessary to change this title)

Cream Evil

Diet People
Cream Evil
Sunset Supper Spam
All the Food Sailed Away
Baked in the Rain
TURNOVER-LOVE
I could have Used a Creamer
Baste in the window
When a Woman Fries

InTheKitchen

King Of Bulkie Roll
Tomato In the Dark
Sacred Tart
Food to Burn
Rocky Road Children
Long Live Rocky Road
Spam on the Silver Platter
We Wok

Turn Up the Stoves

Wild Bun
Hey Angel's Food
Between Two Tarts
Bake up the Loaves
Evil on Bean Meat
Cook on Water
Corn on the sun
Frosted
My pies

Strange Mayonaise


(* the French word for bread)

Angry Cuisines


InSterno: Fast Food Live

(Thanks, whoever it was, who came up with that title!)


DeSTEWmanizer

Kitchen and Smell

Cob Rules

Trying to Burn the Toast

Tapio answers the question, "How many rainbows?"

From: dio@snakemail.hut.fi (Tapio Keih{nen)
Newsgroups: alt.music.dio
Subject: Re: Rainbows rainbows rainbows
Date: 16 Nov 1995 07:37:39 GMT


geezer@wpi.edu (Bill Montbleau) writes:
> Just how many songs does he say "rainbow" in anyway?

Carolina County Ball            - Rainbow
Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow     - Catch The Rainbow
Rising                          - Stargazer
Long Live Rock 'N' Roll         - Kill The King
                                - Rainbow Eyes
Heaven And Hell                 - Wishing Well
Mob Rules                       - Sign Of The Southern Cross
Holy Diver                      - Rainbow In The Dark
The Last In Line                - Breathless
                                - Evil Eyes
                                - Egypt (The Chains Are On)
Sacred Heart                    - Sacred Heart
Dream Evil                      - Dream Evil
                                - I Could Have Been A Dreamer
Lock Up The Wolves              - Born On The Sun
                                - My Eyes

On Dehumanizer and Strange Highways albums he doesn't mention
rainbows. I don't have lyrics from other Dio albums, but I think he
mentions rainbow once on both of the other Elf albums, but I don't
think he mentions rainbow on his very first LP, Ronnie Dio & The
Prophets' Dio At Dominoes album. He mentions Rainbow on Roger Glover's
"The Butterfly Ball" project - he sings three songs on it and I think
rainbow is mentioned on two of them. If my memory serves, he mentions
rainbow also on one of those songs he did for Kerry Livgren's Seeds
Of Change project. And rainbow is mentioned also on Hear 'N Aid's song
Stars, and in the song "Hide In The Rainbow", originally made for Iron
Eagle movie soundtrack.

> Or "Look Out!" or "Mmm Mmm Yeah yeah..." or "Alright!!"?

Didn't count these ;)

--
Tapio Keihanen --- dio@snakemail.hut.fi
"Everybody's got to live together, all the people got understand
 Love your neighbour like you love your brother
 Come on and join the band"  -- Ronnie James Dio @ The Butterfly Ball 1974

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