OK, here are some of my newer parodies. Sorry for the lack of pictures! Hopefully that will change soon.
Buy me, I'm cheap Freshness, I keep So many, preservatives bleached, it is Eat me, I'm good just as bread should Sandwiches, or toast to make I'm pre-baked Take out a slice butter it twice Or just take Peanutbutter, jam, no matter I am the best there's no contest Why else has, it been said "since sliced bread"? I'm a sandwich and side of chips Stacked up to the sun But now your mouth Will not open that wide for a bite White bag of bread spots (yellow, blue, red) I come in loaves, and burger buns Made for everyone When I get old Don't eat the mold And if fat, makes you uptight Try Wonder Light
Don't get a beeper 'cause they're only made to rule your life Don't buy a cell phone 'cause you'll never be alone Can't hide from those pests they'll find the number to page you when you go Don't plan vacations, 'cause you cannot truly leave Don't watch the offers, it's an evil box to make you lose your life Don't own a pager, 'cause it's really just a LEASH! Hey you, who are you? You paged me? I'm here I'm forever, the one you beep and looking for a phone booth Must answer, my pager At work, at my home, in the car, at malls rings, my cell phone, even if I try to crap in thes stalls I get these calls! Don't talk! Don't let these things rule your life Hang it up, take your dump NOW! (solo) Leave me alone! I have no pager, if I'm out you'll have to deal with it Never bought a cell phone, leave a message at my home Don't get a pager, 'cause they're only made to rule your life Don't own a beeper, 'cause it's really just a leash! Beep beep, ring ring all day!
This milk is really sour and the frige stench makes me cower Try to act fast We must take the trash out this morning I know it's such a chore breathing by the ice box door Food grows mold Take everything that's old Throw away Meat that houses worms, and here's some blue-haired pie Mayonaise jar labeled "best if used by June 85" Why is dark rye labeled "white"? Green cheese moving, Dried up pudding Saving food's not right (solo) We feel so smart and nifty saving leftovers, how thrifty Forgotten there until they sprout hair Then it's thrown out for our safety If in doubt we just threw it out Now there's no food about Now we're starving! starving! Don't smell it (yuck!) Here's the garbage truck These leftovers really wreak Just run out without clothes Here's the truck. Damn, there it goes Starved, stuck with food mold House stinks for weeks! For weeks! (repeat & fade) NOTES: That parody was from Ritchie Snackmore's Rainbow Trout. This album features the songs Ham on the Silver Sturgeon / Self Pork-trait / Snack Sheep of the Ham&Cheese / Catch The Rainbow Trout / Snake Caviar / The Chicken of the Wing / If You Don't Like Rocky Road / 16th Century Old Peas / Still I'm Fat