The HTML enhanced alt.music.black-sabbath Flame Form!

OK, this isn't specificly Dio related, but it's humor related. Here is the alt.music.black-sabbath "official flame form" that I made. It's a satirical form of complaint to bothersome posts on my favorite newsgroup.


Disclaimer: This is satire!

Here is a revised edition of my old Sabbath Flame form!

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THE ALT.MUSIC.BLACK-SABBTH FLAME FORM (v1.3)

INSTRUCTIONS:   When it comes to intelligent discussion or ways to bring
the Sabbath fan community closer, nothing does this effectively as flames!
Why bother trying to connect and use precious on-line time, if you're not
going to say something meaningful, like "Ozzy is a drunk dork" or "Dio is
a cheesy dwarf"?

This form makes it easier to prepare an original, creative, meaningful
post on alt.music.black-sabbath.   For even more effectiveness, try cross
posting to alt.music.ozzy, alt.music.dio, and any other heavy metal
related (or, even better, not related to music at all) newsgroup!

This new version (1.3) now contains a handy check list for non-flaming,
original topics, and, unlike (1.1) it is html enhanced for easy selection 
of names on the flame part!

Just cut the text above the line below, fill out the form, and post!
(Actually, why bother to trim this text above?  It's not like anybody has
to pay for downloading bigger files!)

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NON-FLAME TOPICS (check all that apply, then circle your letter choice)

I am posting this because I want to know

( ) Who is singing on
	A. Solitude
	B. Planet Caravan
	C. Swinging the Chain
	D. It's all right
	E. Into the void
	F. Electric Funeral
	G. The Wizard
 	H. Stairway to Heaven
	I. Heaven and Hell
	J. All of the above
	K. What? Sabbath had more than one singer?

( ) What does the following stand for?
	A. N.I.B.
	B. E5150
	C. F/X
	D. N.I.B.
	E. G/Z//R
	F. TYR
	G. S.A.T.O
	H. A.V.H. and S.I.N.
	I. N.I.B.
	J. D I O
	K. O-Z-Z-Y
	L. N.I.B.
	M. C.I.A., F.B.I., D.O.A., N.R.A.
	N. U.P.C., L.L. Bean
	O. U.S.A., U.K., O Say Can U C
	P. Did I mention N.I.B.?
        Q. OU812, 5150
        R. SSC, AIR, ADI, NFL
        S. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, KGB, COD 
	T. WWW, P.C., AOL, URL, CAD, UNIX, CD, RPM...
	U. AC/DC, NIN, 2PAC, MOD, COC, Run DMC, KISS, SOD, DRI... 
	V. LOL, ROTFL, BTW, :), IMHO, "G.O.D..D.A.M.N..T.R.O.L.L!!" 

( )  What's up with Ozzy and Black Sabbath right now?

TROLL:
( )  I just want to say (check all that apply, circle "SUCKS" or "RULES")
         ( ) Dio   SUCKS/RULES !!
         ( ) Ozzy  SUCKS/RULES !!
         ( ) Tony Martin SUCKS/RULES!!
         ( ) Everything about ()Born Again OR () Forbidden OR () 7th Star
               OR () Technical Ecstacy or () Never Say Die SUCKS/RULES!!
         ( ) Everything Sabbath made before/after the year 
               19__ SUCKS/RULES!!
         ( ) because __(explain)___   (not recommended)
	 ( ) IMHO (not recommended) 

( )  I still say Ozzy doesn't sing Solitude

( )  Praise Jesus!

( )  Hail Satan!

( )  I have this Ozzy stuff for sale...

( )  I just wanted to show you this GUARENTEED, LEGAL way to make $$$...

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THE OFFICIAL FLAME FORM (just fill in the blanks)

Black Sabbath rules! But Black Sabbath is only the REAL Black Sabbath with . I mean the other guy, sucks! is SO much better than him. It's so obvious, why compare??!! I can't wait for the new album to come out! It's going to be better than anything Sabbath ever put out with that dork for a singer, ! I just don't know what was thinking when he was playing with that singer, !! Tony Iommi was a dick for kicking out THE coolest singer, . And the best Black Sabbath album is , hands down! Let's see some more discussion on the TRUE sabbath line-up, , , , and the king of rock n' roll himself, Sabbath rules! 

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This ends Version 1.3 of the Sabbath flame form.
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This form was created by Bill M.

geezer@ultranet.com