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"Special: Monica and Barbara Walters!" For 2 years, I've been hearing this crap Nothing else, on the TV or the paper "Monicagate"? Think it's time for my nap Can't escape Bill's case... CHORUS: Shut up, Ken Starr! You've gone far, you're a star, you're a star "When will Bill leave?" "Is he impeached?" Will it cease? This crap cease? Please, Make it cease! Showing seamen stains, showing whips and chains Private things to me, I never asked to see! Investigating through, hogging all the news Just to say "He lied!", and I don't know why! Now can we move onnnn.... "Hot Wind!", all cry "Liar!" at Bill Clinton Big deal, a polititian lied As if that, in the U.S., never happens As if oral sex, caused a country's demise Monica's fat face... CHORUS: Enough with cigars. You've gone too far, Mr. Starr, Mr. Starr So Bill's horny. Golly gee, oh whoopie, oh yippy The papa-razi, tracking Lewinski Updates on her hair, as if I care! What's more to say? We get the point, OK? He banged Lewinski. Now get a life, Ken, please! Oh, just get over ittt.... (solo) Cuba, Watergate, arms deals, McCarthy The whitehouse, has had scandals galore Clinton, had a johnson, always RISING! Was this the worst, that you could pin him for? What's wrong with this place? CHORUS: No more Ken Starr, no cigars. Enough Starr? Why such stories? My TV, make it free, of Lewinnnnnski! If a cure for AIDS, was found today, It wouldn't make front page, thanks to this rage What's on the news today (besides "Y2K")? It's Clinton's fly. But WHY??!! Sold out at stores: "Ken Starr's Report" Did so many buy, just with dirty minds? See it everywhere you go Just stop, stop, stop, stop! It was boring 6 months ago! "Clinton's ratings RISING!" Come on, this is so tiring The news is old, very old, really old... Every newpaper filled, and all about Bill, oh... Now go on home, go on home... Take me back, before the news was filled! Oh... (fade out)