| Interviewer: | Today, we're speaking to Albatross the One, one of the stars of Stuff That Happened to Thing #5. Good afternoon, Mr. the One. |
| Albat: | Avast, what do ya be callin' me? "Mr. the One?" That be ridiculous! Call me Cap'n Albat, or I'll keel haul ya 'n feed yer bones t' the fishes! |
| Interviewer: | Oh. Um...right. So, I see that you talk like a pirate when you're not in an episode. |
| Albat: | O' course I speak like a bloody pirate! I be a pirate, ya foppish bilge waste! |
| Interviewer: | But I thought you were only dressed as a pirate? |
| Albat: | Ya believe that? Ya be a bigger fool 'n I thought. |
| Interviewer: | Right. Well, you've only been part of the story since episode 7. What's it been like trying to fit in and make yourself part of the story after entering at such a late juncture? |
| Albat: | Are ya still blatherin' then? Shiver me' timbers, I shoulda gutted ya when I first set eyes 'n ya. |
| Interviewer: | Please put that cutlass down! No! Aaargh!! |
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